Hole in Bathroom Wall

Author: Steve Barker

Game: Bioshock

Transcript
Hey, Brenda! You care to tell me why you've had a hole in the wall the size of Plymouth Rock coming out of your crapper going on three weeks now? Now, I ain't saying I'm Shakespeare, but I'm trying to run a respectable theater. I got working folk coming in from Port Neptune trying to catch a little diversion… and all they can think about is the stink coming out your shitter. Get it fixed.